Before I start, my lawyers have advised me to say this: this is a work of fiction. Now, if anyone tries to implicate me for any of the events of…
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While most kids were whacking their willies, discovering that it shot out some white gunky stuff if you kept at it, I was—I mean, I was doing that too—but I…
This is the story of how me and two other idiot Americans created a human dam and closed down the biggest intersection of Vietnam’s most populated city, Ho Chi Minh…
Here’s one I hear a lot: “You’re crazy!” You’re crazy. Am I crazy because I live a fringe lifestyle, constantly on the edge? I think not. No, crazy must be…
Just got back from a nice little Ecuador excursion. Clocking in at a total of twenty-two minutes (or seven minutes longer than my record for longest boning), it sure wasn’t…