I’m BACK you nut-huggin nimrods!! How much did you miss me? … What? You didn’t even realize I was gone? … Bro. Bro! Don’t make me say it… BRUH!! I’ve done…
Tag: Chicago
If you had heard that I had left the country, you were wrong. I was able to accomplish the task of fornicating with a goat within the borders of the…
It’s Friday, October 7th, 2016. 7:30 AM. I am typically never awake at this time. But today is a day unlike any other. Today is a day for baseball. CUBS…
Sorry I haven’t written in awhile, I’ve been…doing “real world” shit. Like taking a shit. In the real world. Lot has happened since then. My special lady friend, The Queen,…