Here’s one I hear a lot: “You’re crazy!” You’re crazy. Am I crazy because I live a fringe lifestyle, constantly on the edge? I think not. No, crazy must be…
Month: May 2015
Whenever I tell somebody that I lived in Thailand for a year, the response is always the same: Did you fuck any ladyboys out there? I usually smile, swat at…
And don’t even start with this “But you’ve been there two weeks!” shit because I’m in AMERICA now, and in America, when people impose or step onto our property, we SHOOT those…