Karma is real, and I was married to it. Yes, “married,” as in “went to a Colombian courthouse thing and tied the knot with my girlfriend of 5 and 1/2…
Tag: The Queen
Can somebody tell me when Uber drivers became slave drivers? Because that’s how I’ve felt lately; like I’m a fucking slave in them cars. Over the weekend I took three…
Sorry I haven’t written in awhile, I’ve been…doing “real world” shit. Like taking a shit. In the real world. Lot has happened since then. My special lady friend, The Queen,…
An American, a Colombian, an Ecuadorian, and a Trinidad and Tobago-an walk into a bar. They park their horses outside… Except there is no bar, and they never parked their…
Blog time. So what up? How we all feeling? What it doo-doo? This week, my blog is gonna be more personal. Yes, I do already share the most embarassing, intimate…