Another date, another car accident. Sorry; another date, another train wreck. Sorry; another date, another blimp explosion. Sorry; another date, another fiery asteroid hitting the earth and causing all of…
Month: May 2018
I did something so wrong, so irrational, so morally inept this past weekend, that I can’t even talk about it here on this blog. Yes, I won’t speak about my…
What’s that? You want a SEQUEL, you say?? … … … Wait what? You didn’t order this sequel? Hold on (*calls HR department*) Okay, sorry about that. The responsible parties…
“I’ll get even wetter if you slap me and spank me.” Did you hear that quote in the past week? No? Of course not. You’ve never heard anything that cool.…