One week ago I came to Barcelona, and I still for the life of me don’t know what a fucking Spanish person looks like. I’ll see somebody on the street…
Month: January 2019
BIG NEWS: Julia Roberts has been fired from her ghost-writing job on this blog, for revealing that she was indeed Julia Roberts. A nay if you are in the line…
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING ALLITERATION IN THAT TITLE. Hello there! Welcome to Explicit Exploits. If you’re new here, this is a blog run by me, Darby Shaw. No, not that…