Star Whores

Hey, remember when I told you all I would be doing a big Thailand story this week?  I lied.  Because FUCK YOU MOTHER (*tries to shiv you, blade goes in…

N1 No More

Oh my fucking God, NETFLIX ISN'T LOADING MOVIES. (*calls authorities*)   Well, there ain't shit else to do 'cept write a blog.   Much to discuss.  For starters, THE TEST. …

Fuck Your ISIS

UGH! Looking at facebook news feed these days depresses the fuck out of me.  I mean, it was depressing already when I had to be subjected constantly to pictures of…

Family Reunion

This past weekend marked the occasion of an event we celebrate no less than once every ten years:  a family reunion.  Where our large, sweaty Italian-Irish family unites under the guise…