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Making a Stalker (Season 1)
Tomorrow, I am taking a road trip for the sole purpose of stalking a celebrity. Now, I know what you are all thinking: "A road trip! Fun! Where to??" Although…
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Japan – 6 Years Later
I had large ambitions when I started plotting this piece (eleven seconds ago). I would begin my ascent into international fame by writing Explicit Exploits' first bi-lingual piece. And then…
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Reminder that I am Alive
Sorry I haven't written in awhile, I've been...doing "real world" shit. Like taking a shit. In the real world. Lot has happened since then. My special lady friend, The Queen,…
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Guide to Surviving America
Hi there! Are you moving to America soon? Is it your first time there? Are you going because your lover lives there and he's hot and good in bed? Ohhhh,…
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People Who Bother Me
-People who send those “Save the Date!” cards. And then the date is like 3 years later. Listen, I don’t know wtf I’m doing tomorrow—I’m certainly not planning ahead for…