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The Gayest City in the World
It's official: I live in the gayest place on the planet. [Rainbow-colored confetti rains down from the ceiling] OK, maybe that's wrong to say "it's official." I'm not aware of…
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First Day of School
Well folks, I'm back in the classroom. Except this time, I'm not standing at the front of the class, I'm sitting in the seats. As a student. I'm a student…
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10 Reasons Skiing Sucks
Skiing is retarded. And I don't use that word lightly. I only use it with people who have down syndrome. And things that I disapprove of. Like yoga. "Yoga is…
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Alright, checking in. I'm in my last month here in Spain... as a teacher. 11 days of school left. Then when June comes around, I'm gonna travel around the country,…
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Making Children Cry
How many children have YOU made cry over the past eleven weeks? What's that? Less than five? Well then SIT DOWN and SHUT UP! And let me tell you how…