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SEX and DRUGS
Let's get back to what Explicit Exploits is all about. Shall we? It was a raucous couple of days. It started on a Thursday. I was out with a girl…
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The Gayest City in the World
It's official: I live in the gayest place on the planet. [Rainbow-colored confetti rains down from the ceiling] OK, maybe that's wrong to say "it's official." I'm not aware of…
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First Day of School
Well folks, I'm back in the classroom. Except this time, I'm not standing at the front of the class, I'm sitting in the seats. As a student. I'm a student…
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10 Reasons Skiing Sucks
Skiing is retarded. And I don't use that word lightly. I only use it with people who have down syndrome. And things that I disapprove of. Like yoga. "Yoga is…
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Alright, checking in. I'm in my last month here in Spain... as a teacher. 11 days of school left. Then when June comes around, I'm gonna travel around the country,…